lunes, 1 de julio de 2013

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Psicólogo: Imagina que los de One Direction están en boxers y... ¿me estas escuchando?
Yo:


TRUE

Mama:- Aquí tienes dinero para ver a tus Chicos ♥
Yo:-

Ups!!!

Tú y tu hija en un futuro:

Tu hija: Ma.. me prestas la PC?
Tú:Claro
Tu hija: Mama que es esto de ''Novelas pervers de One Direction''
Tú:

THE BEST SONG EVER WE DANCED ALL NIGHT TO THE BEST SONG EVER

One Direction andan muy ocupados estos días  No solo están de tour y "perreando" pequeños traseritos mientras lo hacen, sino también protagonizan una película, sacaran un nuevo single, y generalmente viéndose perfectos a todo lado donde van. 

Con todo esto en mente, nos preocupa el hecho de que los chicos no tengan tiempo para escribir su anticipado CANDENTE single Best Song Ever. 

De hecho los podemos imaginar reunidos todos sentados preocupados de que Simon Cowell se acabe todo su suministro de gel cuando se entere.

Bueno es tiempo de que dejen de preocuparse (no queremos que tengan marcas de preocupacion en sus lindas, lindas caritas) porque ~MeloD'Styles a venido a su rescate, y hemos escrito cada parte suya de la cancion

Louis Tomlinson

One day once when I was small,

I found a honey badger standing tall.

He taught me the ways of the sassy badger clan

And sung a song about staying true to who I am

It was the best song ever, it was the best song ever

we danced all night to the best song ever

I’ll be fabulous forever - coz I heard the best song ever

the best song ever

by a honey badger named trevor


Harry Styles

Some people… they say… I talk really slow…

I’m not sure about that, but this is what I know,

When I’m wearing my fedora, and fans are screaming ‘I adore ya’

I could dance all night - til the early morning light

Dance with Nialler, dance with Zayny, dance with Louis, dance with Payney

Dance all night to the best song ever, the best song ever, the best song ever

All I need is my fans, my boys, my hat …. and some dry shampoo to stop my hair looking whack.


Niall Horan

(rapped) Crazy mofos, crazy mofos crazy mofos YO

Written a song, the best song ever, the best song ever, the best song ever

Written a song, it’s the best song ever, me and ma crazy mofos, together forever

We’ll eat chicken all day and dance all night

dance all night to the best song ever

We’ll strum our guitars - and go for drives in Harry’s cars

then we’ll dance all night to the best song ever. YEAH.


Liam Payne

If I were writing the best song ever

I’d keep it simple, I’d keep it clever.

Make it educational for one and all

Let people know about the dangers of a fall

About the dangers of an oven, left unattended,

The problems that arise, when a leaky tap isn’t mended

The best song ever, the best song ever, the best song ever is about being clever

Don’t forget electric blankets

keep the chills out with some slankets

That’s what I’d tell people - in the best song ever.


Zayn Malik

Does she tell you she loves you when you least expect it?

Does she flutter your heart when she kisses your neck?

No scientist or biology

It's obvious when she's holding me

It's only natural that I'm so affected

And my heart won't beat again

If I can't feel her in my veins

No need to question, I already know….

….THIS IS THE BEST SONG EVER, THE BEST SONG EVER WE DANCED ALL NIGHT TO THE BEST SONG EVER

Ahora todo se vuelve claro

Malik significa "rey" en árabe, & Zayn significa "belleza". Eso significa: REY DE LA BELLEZA.
AHORA TODO TIENE SENTIDO♥

Louis sufre de Bulling por parte de Zayn

Louis—Hola Zayn. 
Zayn—Hola Louis, DNA ya está a la venta. 
Louis—Que bien Zayn, eso es genial.
Zayn—Twittealo. 
Louis—Pero..
Zayn—Twittealo Mierda!!




Resultado:

https://twitter.com/Louis_Tomlinson/status/340538151481249792

Hola

se que me desaparecí por todo el fin pero esque fui al rancho de mi abuela improvisadamente  así que no fue mi culpa pero ya vine Yupi!!! bueno hola  =)